Peter Sobczynski saw his first film, “Dumbo” along with the Road Runner cartoon “Gee Whiz-z-z-z-z-z-z,” at the age of 3 and has not stopped talking about them since. Currently, he serves as part of the crack writing team at RogerEbert.com and is a regular contributor to eFilmcritic.com and “Magill’s Cinema Annual.” He gave “Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets” four stars and Dinesh d’Souza does not like him very much—two things that he is inordinately proud to have on his record. At last year’s Ebertfest, he got to briefly meet Isabelle Huppert and now considers his life pretty much complete. He can be reached at petersob@netzero.net